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  1. cartercruise:

    #repost from @linearskin

  2. thestruttingdead:

    gardenburger:

    gardenburger:

    hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

    no im not kidding we need to talk about this

    #are you implying what i think you are

    (via theangeldetective)

  3. followmetoyourdoom:

    onedumbhuman:

    nyooom:

    australia gifted the royal baby a pet crocodile that was born on the same day as the royal baby and thus has also been named george. theyre twins. the royal baby has a twin pet crocodile and im so jealous im fuming

    oh my god australia. you don’t give an infant a crocodile. you just don’t.

    Australia: parenting Megamind style since 2013

    (via slightlysnobby)

  4. democracyandassassination:

    do you ever open a novel and read the first few lines and think ah yes the narrator is a sarcastic little shit

    (via perksofahunter)

  5. If you love someone, tell ‘em. Even if you’re scared that it’s not the right thing, even if you are scare that it’ll cause problems, even if you are scared that it will burn your life to the ground, you say it, and say it out loud. And then you go from there.
  6. After careful consideration and many sleepless nights, here’s what I’ve decided. There’s no such thing as a grown-up. We move on, we move out, we move away from our families and form our own. But the basic insecurities, the basic fears and all those old wounds just grow up with us… We get bigger, we get taller, we get older. But, for the most part, we’re still a bunch of kids, running around the playground, trying desperately to fit in.
  7. ‎So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. It also won’t do in your essays.
  8. dogshaming:

    Zorro Ate His Chair

    This is a chair that we gave Zorro when he was a baby so he could be comfortable. He ate it. Today…

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